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CARTOONS
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T he Weekly ANCHOR a page for Kids and Kids at hearta page for Kids and Kids at heart
Comics & Fun T Comics & Fun Our goal with this new page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video screens by providing some amusing reading that can help promote
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he Weekly ANCHOR
early childhood literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families to spend some quality time. And for us adults, hey, who
doesn’t like a good comic ...enjoy!
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE
By Gary Clark
Q: How do trees connect to the internet?
A: They log in.
Q: What kind of fruit do evergreen trees like?
A: Pine-apples.
Q: What do elephants and trees have in common?
A: Trunks.
Q: Why did the football coach return his shopping cart?
A: To get his quarter-back.
Joke of the Week: Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand? A: A palm tree.
Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump in the lake?
A: It wanted to be a watermelon.
Q: Why did the opera singer go boating?
A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
DENNIS Q: Why was the story about a broken pencil so bad? By Gary Clark
CARTOONS A: It was pointless.
Word Search Q: Why was the girl sitting a clock?
Word Search
A: Because she wanted to be on time.
Railway Guidelines Q: What animals can jump higher than a house?
A: All of them. A house can't jump.
Cancelling Relocate Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
Discussions Tackling A: He has a web-site.
Awareness Cybercrime
Distribution Healthcare Q: What are the strongest ocean creatures?
A: Mussels.
Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?
A: Because horses are too heavy to carry.
Q: Why did the girl give her pony cough medicine?
A: It was a little horse.
Q: What did the lawyer name is baby girl?
A: Sue.
Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: What's the only school good to drop out of?
A: Skydiving school.
Q: What school do you learn how to greet people?
A: Hi-school.
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Comics & Fun
THE WEEKLY ANCHOR
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TIGER PAGE 14 MONDAY NOVEMBER 25, 2019 MONDAY NOVEMBER 18, 2019 PAGE 23
CARTOONS
PAGE 26 MONDAY DECEMBER 2, 2019 THE WEEKLY ANCHOR
T he Weekly ANCHOR a page for Kids and Kids at hearta page for Kids and Kids at heart
Comics & Fun T Comics & Fun Our goal with this new page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video screens by providing some amusing reading that can help promote
A page for Kids and Kids at heartA page for Kids and Kids at heart
he Weekly ANCHOR
early childhood literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families to spend some quality time. And for us adults, hey, who
doesn’t like a good comic ...enjoy!
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE
By Gary Clark
Q: How do trees connect to the internet?
A: They log in.
Q: What kind of fruit do evergreen trees like?
A: Pine-apples.
Q: What do elephants and trees have in common?
A: Trunks.
Q: Why did the football coach return his shopping cart?
A: To get his quarter-back.
Joke of the Week: Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand? A: A palm tree.
Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump in the lake?
A: It wanted to be a watermelon.
Q: Why did the opera singer go boating?
A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
DENNIS Q: Why was the story about a broken pencil so bad? By Gary Clark
CARTOONS A: It was pointless.
Word Search Q: Why was the girl sitting a clock?
Word Search
A: Because she wanted to be on time.
Railway Guidelines Q: What animals can jump higher than a house?
A: All of them. A house can't jump.
Cancelling Relocate Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
Discussions Tackling A: He has a web-site.
Awareness Cybercrime
Distribution Healthcare Q: What are the strongest ocean creatures?
A: Mussels.
Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?
A: Because horses are too heavy to carry.
Q: Why did the girl give her pony cough medicine?
A: It was a little horse.
Q: What did the lawyer name is baby girl?
A: Sue.
Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: What's the only school good to drop out of?
A: Skydiving school.
Q: What school do you learn how to greet people?
A: Hi-school.
